Mezznado

khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

(Source: versaceslut, via damn-funny)

bad-wolfos:

lokidokis:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

A fiend

Shoutout to whoever performed that overture with no practice.

bad-wolfos:

lokidokis:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

A fiend

Shoutout to whoever performed that overture with no practice.

(via n3bu)

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

(via n3bu)

dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

(via n3bu)

the l word meme: [6/7] pairings: Dana and Alice
"you are like, my favorite person to do stuff with."

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sarazarr:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

[posting without comment]

sarazarr:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

[posting without comment]

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benny-the-jet-55:

When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

(via thefuuuucomics)

eyeb0t:

Destiny Character Creation!

So far the best / most comprehensive video for CC that I’ve seen so far. GET HYPE

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favoritecharmedquotes:

Phoebe Halliwell. “Morality Bites.” S2Ep.2

favoritecharmedquotes:

Phoebe Halliwell. “Morality Bites.” S2Ep.2